A- Ace Ventura

Drink Every Time . . .

1. Anyone says “loser”2. Snowflake the dolphin is referenced in any way3. Anyone says “all righty then”

4. The cops are mean to Ace

5. A new animal appears on screen

6. The chorus says “Marino”

AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime Ace uses his body for physical comedy.

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A-Accepted

Drink Every Time . . .

1. Anyone says “Bartleby”2. A specific course is mentioned by name

3. Bartleby is clumsy

4. The frat guys are mean to the fat kid

5. A college other than SHIT is mentioned by name

6. Anyone drinks anything

AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime the college name “SHIT” is shown or mentioned.

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A- About Adam

Drink Every Time . . .

1. Anyone sings2. Adam’s car (the Jaguar) is shown or mentioned

3. Lucy’s exes are shown or mentioned

4. Anyone kisses or has sex

5. A new family member is introduced (with the quote about Adam and the picture)

6. Laura’s thesis is mentioned

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Every time a character’s inner thoughts are heard.

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A – About a Boy

Drink Every Time . . .

1. Anyone makes fun of Marcus

2. Santa’s Super Sleigh is heard or mentioned

3. Fiona’s depression is referenced

4. Anyone sings or hums

5. Will’s playboy ways are referenced

6. Christmas is mentioned

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Every time a voice-over is heard.

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A – Abandon

Drink Every Time . . .

1. Katie goes to the shrink2. Wade interviews anyone

3. Katie’s in the library

4. Katie plays with the ball

5. Someone hits on Katie

6. Anyone makes out

7. Embry is rough with Katie

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime Katie has a flashback

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